Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Hoozajoo



Stop the presses - Jews change their names to names that sound more “goyishe”. The better to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge.  Even Scarlett “Johansson” is a Jew. Oy!


Stage Name .............................. Real Name

Tanya Roberts .......................... Victoria Blum
Gene Simmons ........................... Chaim Witz
Jill St. John........................... Jill Oppenheim
Jason Alexander......................... Jay Greenspan
Albert Brooks........................... Albert Einstein
Douglas Fairbanks....................... Douglas Ullman
Pee-Wee Herman.......................... Paul Rubenfeld
Ron Jeremy ............................. Ron Hyatt
Danny Kaye ............................. David Kaminsky
Marcel Marceau ......................... Marcel Mangel
River Phoenix .......................... Jude Bottom
Erich von Stroheim ..................... Erich Stroheim
Bea Arthur ............................. Bernice Frankel
Barbara Bach ........................... Barbara Goldbach
Theda Bara ............................. Theodosia Goodman
Phoebe Cates ........................... Phoebe Katz
Hedy Lamarr ............................ Hedwig Keisler
Chesty Morgan .......................... Liliana Wilchowska
Natalie Portman ........................ Natalie Hershlag
Mimi Rogers ............................ Miriam Spickler
Jane Seymour ........................... Joyce Frankenberg
Michael Landon.......................... Eugene Orowitz
Samuel Goldwyn.......................... Samuel Goldfish
Joey Adams ............................. Joseph Abramowitz
Eddie Albert ........................... Eddie Heimberger
Woody Allen............................. Allen Konigsberg
Lauren Bacall .......................... Betty Joan Perske
Jack Benny ............................. Benny Kubelsky
Milton Berle ........................... Milton Berlinger
Ernest Borgnine ........................ Effron Borgnine
George Burns ........................... Nathan Birnbaum
Joan Blondell........................... Rosebud Blustein
Joyce Brothers ......................... Joyce Bauer
Mel Brooks ............................. Melvin Kaminsky
Joey Bishop ............................ Joey Gottlieb
Rona Barrett ........................... Rona Burnstein
Cyd Charisse ........................... Tula Finklea
Tony Curtis ............................ Bernie Schwartz
Dyan Cannon ............................ Samile Friesen
Kirk Douglas ........................... Isadore Demsky
Bob Dylan .............................. Robert Zimmerman
Rodney Dangerfield ..................... Jacob Cohen
Joel Grey .............................. Joel Katz
Elliott Gould .......................... Elliott Goldstein
Zsa Zsa Gabor .......................... Sara Gabor
John Garfield .......................... Jules Garfinkle
Judy Garland ........................... Frances Gumm
Paulette Goddard ....................... Paulette Levy
Eydie Gorme............................. Edith Gormezano
Lorne Green ............................ Chaim Leibowiz
Judy Holliday .......................... Judith Tuvin
Leslie Howard .......................... Leslie Stainer
Buddy Hackett .......................... Leonard Hacker
Danny Kaye.............................. David Kominsky
Alan King .............................. Irwin Kniberg
Larry King.............................. Larry Zeiger
Tina Louise............................. Tina Blacker
Ann Landers............................. Esther Friedman
Abigail Van Buren ...................... Abigail Friedman
Dorothy Lamour ......................... Dorothy Kaumeyer
Steve Lawrence ......................... Sidney Leibowitz
Hal Linden.............................. Hal Lipschitz
Jerry Lewis ............................ Joseph Levitch
Ethel Merman ........................... Ethel Zimmerman
Jan Murray ............................. Murray Janofsky
Walter Matthau ......................... Walter Matasschanskayasky
Lilly Palmer ........................... Maria Peiser
Jan Pierce.............................. Pincus Perelmuth
Roberta Peters.......................... Roberta Peterman
Eleanor Parker.......................... Ellen Friedlob
Joan Rlvers ............................ Joan Molinsky
Tony Randall ........................... Sidney Rosenberg
Edward G. Robinson ..................... Emanuel Goldenberg
Dinah Shore ............................ Fanny Rose
Shelly Winters ......................... Shirley Schrift
Gene Wilder............................. Jerome Silberman
Paula Abdul............................. Paula Rykiss
Anton LaVey ............................ Anton Levy

And many, many more!

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May 10, 2012 at 6:00 AM  

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