The Ballad of Kenosha Kid

The communists were rioting when Kid rode into town
Screaming "Love trumps hate!" and burning buildings down
Police were nowhere to be found as the violence grew
So the Kid took up his AR to see what he could do (x2)

Kenosha's mayor was hiding down at the local lodge
The chief of police too went and cowered in his garage
They cried "Won't someone save us! A hero tried and true!"
So the Kid took up his AR to do what he must do (x2)

Here's to you, Kenosha Kid
You did God's work
When others hid
The communists were raging
That much we know is true
So the Kid took up his AR
And his aim was true

Jojo was a pedophile - an angry midget Jew
He swore he'd get the Kid and all Trump supporters too
But when he tried to grab him, as pedos like to do
He got what he was asking for when the bullets flew (x2)

The commies howled like demons before the throne of God
Screeching at the hero and clamoring for blood
T'was then that Skateboard Tony learned to his surprise
It's never wise to bring skateboards to gunfights (x2)

Here's to you, Kenosha Kid
You did God's work
When others hid
The communists were raging
That much we know is true
When the Kid took up his AR
And his aim was true

The DA was a democrat, a communist in pink
He vowed to get the Kid and gave the press a wink
In spite of his conniving something went amiss
When it turned out that the judge was a White supremacist (x2)

People still are talking how on that fateful night
It took a kid of 17 to put the reds to flight
And to this day his very name inspires such awe and fear
That reds need only hear it and they disappear (x2)

So here's to you, Kenosha Kid
You did God's work
When others hid
The communists were raging
As communists will do
Til' the Kid took up his AR
And the bullets flew

Citizenfitz