Late Breaking News from Cannibal Cruise Line

               13% of the smoke detectors cause 87% of the beeps

It's all so tiresome:

https://people.com/couple-arrested-for-allegedly-breaking-into-cruise-ship-cabin-attacking-3-passengers-including-child-12062342

Gannon Jacox (29) and Brooklyn Hicks (28) got a little indignant when another passenger asked them to "quiet down" as the pair loudly argued in a passageway outside their cabin. The pair in fact did quiet down, immediately invading the complainant's cabin and throwing fists - even at a nine year old child!

Jacox and Hicks were arrested when the ship docked at Port Canaveral, FL and were charged with a series of felonies - but of course little will come of it.

No one in the MSM or elsewhere is willing to speak the name of the ship, or the cruise line; but savvy readers here will have a very good idea which one it is:

Imagine being an executive at the cruise line, trying to address the problem but not being allowed to name the problem.

Anyway my friends, avoid those $299 cruises as though your life depends on it.

Fitz