Sunday, November 29, 2009

And So It Goes...


"In the Sobibor gas chambers, Jews died in 20 to 30 minutes after inhaling a toxic mix of carbon monoxide and carbon dioxide, say prosecutors, who argue that Demjanjuk was at the camp for about six months in 1943...."

John Demjanjuk was sentenced to death in Israel for being Treblinka's infamous, "Ivan the Terrible"; but Congressman James Traficant and columnist Pat Buchanan, practically by themselves, forced his release on the basis of reasonable doubt. Ooops!

But Jewry never forgot Demjanjuk. They next discovered that he'd actually been a guard at *Sobibor*, and made their grovelling Amis turn him over to their grovelling krauts.... Having worn themselves out goose stepping about Europe, Jerry now has only enough strength left for attacking 90 year old men. Churchill got it right about them, "They're either at your throat or at your feet...."

And no one with a brain cell accepts the "diesel gassings" at Sobibor spiel.

Citizenfitz

news.yahoo.com/s/nm/us_germany_demjanjuk

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Building a Secret Empire


VeriChip, who are the advance guard for The Beast, have bought an identity protection and credit monitoring company - Steel Vault. The new, combined company will now be running under a new name, "Positive ID".

Positive ID CEO, Scott Silverman, said, "PositiveID will be the first company of its kind to combine a successful identity security business with one of the world’s first personal health records through our Health Link business. PositiveID will address some of the most important issues affecting our society today with our identification tools and technologies for consumers and businesses....”

Silverman...? Hmmmmm..........

Citizenfitz

industry.bnet.com/pharma/10005250/verich...

industry.bnet.com/pharma/10004713/microc...

industry.bnet.com/pharma/10004616/microc...

Thursday, November 19, 2009



146 years ago today, one of the greatest snow jobs in American history was delivered by President Abraham Lincoln on the late battlefield of Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. Friends, here's what Old Abe REALLY said:

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.... Which is demonstrably false of course, however it sounds good on paper."

"Now we are engaged in a great civil war of aggression against our former countrymen; testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure without help from the bayonet. We are met on a great battle-field of that war, which we here have started. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might somehow live - while at the same time violating its own sacred and broadcast principles. It is altogether hypocritical that we should do this.

"But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, whom we misled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add, detract or obfuscate. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget how we got them all killed or maimed. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these deceived dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under the Judaeo-Masonic "god", shall have a new birth of serfdom -- and that government of the peasants, by the oligarchs, for the plutocrats, shall not perish from the earth.

Citizenfitz

Wednesday, November 18, 2009







Here's what a REAL death camp looks like. No need for gas or bullets... just herd the prisoners into vast barbed wire enclosures where - without food water, clothing or shelter - they quickly succumb. Odd that the Germans would spend so much time and effort in refining elaborate and expensive mechanisms for mass murder when the cheapest and most efficient method was seized upon by someone as lackluster as Eisenhower.

Ike had a meteoric rise; leapfrogging over hundreds of superior officers and going from Lieutenent Colonel to 4 Star General in only two years! This in spite of the fact that he was well known as a womanizing mediocrity who'd never once lead men in battle.

It helps to have low friends in high places.

Citizenfitz

www.rense.com/general46/germ.htm

www.the7thfire.com/Politics%20and%20Hist...

images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://r...

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

The Heretical Duo...



Simon Whittle and Steve Sheppard are two British men who operated a popular blog site called "Heretical.com", in which they discussed some of the tropes of early 21st century life. One of these was the so-called holocaust. On closer examination, the pair decided that the story had no clothes and went public with this on their site.

Irrespective of the fact that their server was and is in the US, the pair were brought up on charges of "Inciting Racial Hatred". Inevitably, they were found guilty in her Majesty's court in Leeds. However, prior to sentencing, the pair pulled a 23 skiddoo and fled to the US. On landing in California, they requested political asylum but were instead cast into jail. Predictably, their requests for asylum were denied and after many months they were returned to the UK to begin prison terms.

The Heretical Duo case is interesting on many levels: Whether you believe them or not, it demonstrates how "hate speech" laws are being cleverly used to silence opponents of the NWO. So-called "freedom of speech" is under a covert assault as at no other time in the UK and US. There is no freedom of speech wherever the interests of the ruling cabal are concerned.

And let us not forget Germany, where critics of the holocaust narrative are immediately cast into jail. So perverse is the system there, that citing historical documents as evidence for one's position is taken as "proof" of the charge! Lawyer's who try to defend their clients along the same line risk imprisonment themselves.

This all gives great traction to the idea that Jews really have faked the holocaust story and will resort to any measure to keep their lie alive.

Citizenfitz

www.freethehereticaltwo.com/timeline/

www.davidduke.com/general/simon-sheppard...

www.thepoliticalcesspool.org/jamesedward...

age-of-treason.blogspot.com/2008/07/uk-t...

A Tale of Two Citizens...

One of them American. The other one a Mexican:

"You have two men: "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal". Both head families with two parents, two children, and live in California.

Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted.

Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".

Ready? Now pay attention...

Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has $31,231.00.

Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.00 per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $24,031.00.

Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $18,031.00.

Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and welfare. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $9,631.00.

Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent subsidy. Jose Illegal pays $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $ 31,200.00.

Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance. Joe Legal now has $7,231.00.

Jose Illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance!" and still has $31,200.00.

Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc.

Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, and what he sends out of the country every month.

Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.

Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.

Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a government sponsored lunch. Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal's children go home.

Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.

Do you see how this works now?

If you vote for or fund any politician that supports illegal aliens... you are part of the problem!"

curtmaynardsnewestblog.blogspot.com/

I Go To Rio...

"When some baby,
When some baby smiles at me,
I go to Rio... De Janeiro.
Oh bambino... I go wild and then
I have to do the samba,
And la bamba....

Turn your back,
I put it in.
Take me where I know
I'll blow in Rio.
Oh ohh...."

A child sex ring was being run out of the Israeli Consulate in Rio De Janiero. Arie Scher, the Israeli "Vice"-Consul, fled to Israel as charges were pending. From there he was sent to the Israeli Consulate in Australia....

"The investigation began when an underage girl testified that she was filmed and photographed by Hebrew language teacher George Schteinberg having sex with Israeli tourists...."

argentina.indymedia.org/news/2005/02/265...

www.williambowles.info/guests/2005/mossa...

Monday, November 16, 2009

A Guide to "Victimhood"



Victim hierarchy:

1. Jews: Jews are the uber victims of history - and all history revolves around that axle:  JEWS ARE VICTIMS!  Period!  No exceptions!!!  

No Jew, anywhere...at  any time... ever...  has done anything wrong (except maybe swindle another Jew; or convert to Christianity). Scores of millions of cattle.... errrhh goyim have been slaughtered by Judaeo-Communism. So what! German crusaders once massacred several hundred Jews in Mainz on May 27, 1096 . There is no comparison!

Jews are never the victimizers - so don't even go there. They have suffered so much at the hands of the cattle.... errrhhh goyim that it has become necessary, and highly profitable, for them to cook up macabre stories about how six million of them were gassed, electrocuted, steamed, barbequed, baked, sauteed, lampshaded, bombed, nuked, raped etc, etc, etc,... by the Germans, and everyone else.

Even though Jews now have a sanctuary in their remote ancestor's one time kingdom, they show little interest in returning "home"; preferring instead to reside among among the Jew hating cattle... errrhhh goyim. 

2. Queers: In spite of the extraordinary amount of suffering they bring down upon themselves with their violent, suicidal and disease ridden subculture, queers are portrayed as the hapless victims of white, Christian, patriarchal society, which is solely responsible for making them kill and infect themselves and others. Dykes are usually swept up with this bunch, but only to present the semblance of a consistent and united victimhood martyrology.

3. Minorities:

Womyn: Even though they are well over half the world's population, womyn are still considered a minority by the msm, and receive the coveted victimhood crown. That is, until they're robbed, beaten, raped and/or murdered by negro males - in which case, victim status or not, the media goes mute, and the crime receives little coverage. In this sense, Black victimology trumps even womynhood victimology.

Blacks: Blacks are long suffering saints!  They're victims of RASSISM!  This in spite of the fact that wherever one looks, the criminal stats show their crime rate is much greater than any other group's. They plunder, rape and kill one another too. However, this self destruction is presented as a tragic consequence of  slavery. Given the general poverty of Blacks, many negroes specialize in targeting White people - but only when the odds are four to one or more in their favor; or they know they're armed and their target is not.

Hispanics: The vector of yet another impoverished and violent subculture.  However, when crunching crime statistics, the government counts them as "White".   In all other instances they're considered "Hispanic" - especially when welfare's being doled out - and they qualify for prestigious "victimhood" status. 

AmerIndians: Although they are always honored with victimhood, AmerIndians generally receive little more than lip service in the msm, at least compared to blacks and Hispanics. Still, whenever their numbers are needed for an attack on Whites - as with the so-called "Columbus' genocide", they are sobered up and trotted out to express outrage at how they too have been victimized by Whites.

Asians: Although they are often well educated, well-to-do and generally inhabit a comfortable sphere in the Western world, Asians are still encouraged to think of themselves as the victims of White people - whose lands, like Jews, Blacks, Hispanics and all the rest, they staunchly refuse to leave.

Muslims: Though they are well known for angry and spectacular acts of violence - especially against one another - Muslims are still considered victims and the once Christian lands of Europe and America allow them to flood in by the millions - where the msm constantly reminds them of the Crusades.  Any controversies with Muslims are dealt with severely in the White countries - except for Israel, where they are routinely hunted for sport.

White men with an extra vagina on board, e.g., liberals, are taught to hate Whites and will often identify with the other "victims".



Villain Hierarchy:

1. White men - but only White men with testicles and brains.  White men (except for Jews who  are never counted as White - unless it's Tuesday, and only after 2:37 pm) are responsible for all the world's evil. White people are "the cancer of the world" - liberals excepted.  A branch of White Christianity belongs to the "Church of Latter Day Zion's Foot Worshipers".  The media outcry against these is somewhat muted. In spite of their crazed ziodolatry, the ziodolators are still regarded with suspicion for the congenital antisemitism lurking in their DNA.  They sometimes find themselves in a storm as the winds of public opinion suddenly turn against them.


Blacks and Amerinidians - but only those who won't stay on their kosher plantations and reservations.

White women - but only those who have awakened to the game.  White women who watch tv all day and buy what they're told to, and those who hate themselves and chase after negroes, are victims of White male patriarchy too.

Citizenfitz

Friday, November 13, 2009

A Theory....



The Fort Hood shootings were an inside job.... The Feds want to create a groundswell of public resentment against Muslims to justify further provocations against Iran. See how they moved to freeze Iranian assets in the US immediately on the heels of the shootings...?

Citizenfitz

Fort Hoodwinked


The "official story" is coming apart faster than girl's panties at a frat party. Eyewitnesses accounts report more than one shooter. The Army Times said there was "at least one" shooter.

http://militarytimes.com/news/2009/11/ap_army_hood_shootings_110509/

Then you have the heartwarming story of how pretty, petite police officer, Sgt. Kimberly Munley, heroically took on Major Hasan in a shootout worthy of Old West mythology. However, it turns out that Munley was shot down at once and that Sgt. Mark Todd was actually the police officer who shot Hasan. This brings to mind the 2003 soap opera starring Pvt. Jessica Lynch who, we were told, emptied her magazine before being shot down in an attack by Iraqi insurgents. Later, the real story came out: she'd been badly injured in a vehicular accident, and had in fact been well cared for by her captors.

Hasan then found himself the beneficiary of a resurrection! Fort Hood officialdom at first declared he'd been killed at the scene - then, hours later, reversed itself in this pronouncement of Hasan's death. Don't these people know a dead man when they see one? They're soldiers for God's sake!

Then, you get to the core oddity of a "lone gunman" who casually waltzes in and shoots up a large roomfull of trained combat soldiers, periodically stopping to reload, then continuing about his merry way without interruption of any kind.

Faced with all the anomalies surrounding the "official" story, the Army is now refusing to take questions.... Friends, even if Hasan was a lone nut gunman, we are faced with the intractable problem of the government's hand in glove media feeding us "facts" that keep changing from hour to hour. This media involvement, by itself, should cause us to become very suspicious of the delivered story.

Finally, in American justice there's an old principle of "presumption of innocence". However, by 2009 the presumption of innocence has been turned on its head to: "guilty until proven guilty". We are told that Hasan was a radical Muslim who'd been planning this attack for months. Says who? THE US GOVERNMENT AND THE LAPDOG MSM - THATS WHO! I guess that settles it. We should all just believe them and go home.

Citizenfitz

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Cry, The Bankrupted Country!


A movement is afoot in the US to force an independent audit of the Federal Reserve System - along with provisions for yearly audits by the General Accounting Office. Dr. Ron Paul has authored a resolution (H.R. 1207) that would make the Fed tell "Us the People", among other things, just WHO got the $$$trillions$$$ in "bailout" money. How much. For what collateral. And why....

Already, the plutocrats are starting to howl. "This will compromise our independence, blah, blah, blah...." they say. But what they're really saying is that public oversight and accountability is anathema to them. What can we deduce from this...................?

Commodities prices in the US have risen appreciably over the past year; and FY2010 will see hefty tax increases loaded up on the sensible members of society - those who manage their finances prudently - in order to pay for the spending orgy. But the plutocrats know what's best for us.... One suspects that when Jesus drove the money changers from the Temple, they fled to the world's central banks.

In 2007, less than a year before Iceland's great meltdown, one of the Fed's Governors, Frederic Mishkin, co-authored a gem of a report called "Financial Stability in Iceland". The report maintained that Iceland's economic fundamentals were "strong". The report was commissioned by the Icelandic Chamber of Commerce in response to negative coverage of the Icelandic economy in various media outlets. In the same manner, and by the same people, we're now being told that the world economy is "recovering"!

As irrefutable proof of just how much poorer Iceland has today become, even McDonald's has folded its tent and crept away. It would be very interesting to know just how much of our tax monies have been siphoned off to prop up Iceland's shakey economics. This to create an impression of solidity before the international banker's house of paper finally collapses in a heap. And fail it will. Of course, the bankers have no intention of releasing their stranglehold on the world's systems. So, expect them to try to stage manage the collapse in such a way that their control will, if anything, increase.

Americans here might want to contact their elected representatives with their concerns about the Fed. Predictably, H.R. 1207 has been attacked by democrats on the House Financial Services Committee; to the point that Dr. Paul says it was "gutted". The bankers have lots of friends in Congress.

Citizenfitz

www.auditthefed.com/

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Israeli Organ Trafficking



Israel, and it's overseas diaspora, have been implicated in a human organ trafficking scheme that stretches from China to Heartland USA. Among the accusations is that Israel routinely "harvests" organs from the still warm bodies of Palestinians killed in Gaza.

When the news was broken by a Swedish newspaper, what did Israel do? Did they calmly deny it? What naivete! Did they calmly disprove it? Of course not! No, they immediately began shreiking, "ANTISEMITISM!"

Whenever you hears Jews or their stooges raising this alarm, you can bet the ranch that someone's getting close to a truth they'd rather keep hidden.

Citizenfitz

www.wrmea.org/component/content/article/...

Big, Bigger, Biggest Brother


"The Home Office says it will push ahead with plans to ask communications firms to monitor all internet use...."

Notice the immediate deception: The Home Office plans to "ask"..... Friends, there ain't no "ask" to it. It's an ORDER. What for, you say? "Terrorism" you are told. "Muslim terrorism?" No, that's a "racist slur". Then you ask, "What kind of terrorism have you in mind?" "Anti-democracy terrorism" is the answer. Yes, the kind of terrorism advocated by 85 year Scottish grandmothers taking photographs of the Vauxhall bus station....

The Brits are the most relentlessly surveilled people on the planet. Why is that? Are they all really so untrustworthy? My advice to the Brits: pull yourselves away from your tv's and internet porn sites and start mounting hit and runs on all those CCTV cameras sprouting from each and every cornice.

Citizenfitz

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/835...

www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-12056...

Monday, November 9, 2009

Your Vaccine is Ready

Oh, we got trouble! Right here in in River City! It starts with "V" and it ends with "E"... and that means trouble....

It seems the rush to global governance has hit a bit of a snag. The elite got caught trying to foist a dangerous vaccine onto the great unwashed. In one of life's ironies, a humble lab technician in the Czech Republic discovered the vaccine that had been shipped out from Baxter Laboratory's Austrian subsidiary contained live, *unattenuated* viruses. From there the story gets really interesting. A Spanish nun, who is also an MD, narrates the adventure.

Citizenfitz


Some interesting articles on the same subject:

www.rense.com/general85/bax.htm

www.wnd.com/index.php?pageId=107228

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Am I Free Yet?




The sole surviving member of her family, an Iraqi girl sends her heartfelt thanks to the US for liberating her from tyranny! Or maybe she's a Palestinian? Don't let the nabobs of negativism tell you otherwise: most Palestinians are grateful at having valuable organs harvested from their still warm bodies by the Israelis. And this girl still has an eye left!

Citizenfitz

Obamanopoly



Admittedly, the Obama's a good public speaker, provided his teleprompter doesn't malfunction; but one has to wonder what virtues, - as a man - he possesses to be the President of the US; a job once held by men such as George Washington and Thomas Jefferson. Look as hard as you want, there's nothing that would qualify him for the job over millions of others. He got it solely because it was a staged extravaganza and he's one smooth talking mulatto who will do whatever his puppeteers tell him to do. Madison Avenue meets Pennsylvania Avenue meets Sesame Street.

Citizenfitz

Jews and the Slave Trade



White (gentile) people are incessantly bombarded with accusations of guilt for their ancestor's part in the TransAtlantic slave trade. This, even though relatively few of our ancestors ever owned a slave or had any part in slavery. However, what one doesn't hear - in fact never hears - is the dominant role played by Jews in the TransAtlantic slave trade. But then, Jews have played played a dominant role in slave trading ever since...... there've been Jews!

The reason you don't hear about Jewry's role in slavery is because Jews own the msm and its appendages and would prefer that you be kept in the dark (ha ha) about the seamier revelations as to their character. Just as they prefer to keep you in the dark about their role in murdering tens of millions of Russian Christians....

The ceasless recititation of (gentile - and only gentile) white guilt for the slave trade serves some very useful purposes: It inculcates a mindset which can be manipulated. It creates in the guilty person a psychological need to atone for their "guilt" in ways that can be useful to the guilt mongers. Cleverly, at the same time they are making these duped souls feel guilty for slavery, the guilt mongers show them a way out - through a door that they, through a happy coincidence, just happen to control. (there is nothing more gullible than a guilty human) Furthermore, it enflames blacks in a way that facilitates Jewry's "divide and conquer" strategems: always playing one side against another, then moving in to pick up the pieces.

Jews are deeply involved in the slave trade because there's a lot of money to be had there. I speak in the present tense because they're still at it: Every year, thousands of European girls, mostly Russians, are offered "jobs" in Israel, but instead find themselves forced into prostitution. Coincidentally, there are no laws against slavery in Israel....

Citizenfitz


www.jewishtribalreview.org/08slave.htm

www.hebrewisraelites.org/jewsandslavery....

www.jewwatch.com/jew-atrocities-slaves-j...

www.jewwatch.com/jew-atrocities-slaves.h...

www.whitecivilrights.com/?p=556

www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/03/23/world...

www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-30622...

www.news24.com/Content/World/News/1073/f...

Friday, November 6, 2009

Zionists and Nazis




The intelligent student of history soon recognizes that the official story of WWII doesn't add up. Principally: where did Hitler get the billions to fund his ambitions? And not just his war machine... it takes a great fortune to bankroll a political party like the Nazis. Germany following WWI was a hopelessly bankrupt country; yet virtually overnight, while the rest of the world was mired in the Great Depression, Germans found themselves awash in relative prosperity.

There are reasons for this: 1. Jewry hoped to use the Nazis to acquire a homeland for Jews in Palestine and abetted Hitler's rise to power with a liberal infusion of credit. 2. Jewry also had an ulterior motive of fomenting a European war involving Germany and the USSR in which the Soviet Union (with Western help) would defeat the Nazis, then move on to enforce a Judeo-Bolshevik regime upon all of Europe. 3. Non-Jewish businessmen saw the potential for lucrative investments in Nazi Germany and began a deluge of wire transfers. To this end, the so-called Western powers bombed The Third Reich with bank notes. Of course, it didn't seem to occur to these people that Hitler might have very different plans from what they'd laid out for him.

Finally, in a bold but suicidally rash maneuver, Hitler pulled a fast one on the financiers; freeing the German economy from the death grip of the Rothschilds' by issuing Government backed, debt-free Reichsmarks. Ultimately, this was the real reason behind WWII. The idea of governments throwing off the yoke of usury and issuing their own money could not be allowed to stand.

Jews dominate the world of finance. Realize this fact, and a few others, and things begin to make a perverse sense.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

250 Million Year Old Bacteria!



You might have thought that 250 million year old live bacteria was a bit of a stretch, but no, science has put on it's most serious face and assured us that it is so. Of course science never lies - and science is never wrong.




Above we have the head and shaft of a hammer embedded within, so scientists claim, 110 million year old sandstone. This pushes back estimates for the geological epoch of the Flintstones by another 50 million years.   Understandably, Wilma and Betty will only admit to being 39 million years old....




A fossil dinosaur footprint overlaying a human footprint in "60 million year old" cretaceous limestone. Well, maybe it was just a giant turkey....




Now, our ever fearless, always truthful and never wrong scientists tell us they've discovered soft, pliable tissue, including marrow, within the femur of a *70 million year old* T-Rex. A little past it's expiration date maybe, but throw another on the barbie, mate!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

How Government Works...


Once upon a time, the government had a scrapyard in the middle of a desert. The government said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a man for the job.

Then the government said, "How will the watchman perform his duties properly without proper instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired three people, one to write the instructions, one to instruct the watchman and one to do time studies.

Then the government said, "How will we know the planning department is doing their assigned tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired ten people. Five to do the studies and five to write the reports.

Then the goverment said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So They created a payroll division, and hired twenty people.

Then the government said, "Who will be accountable for overseeing all these people?" So they created an oversight agency and hired three hundred people to staff it.

Then the government said, "We have had this operation for only one Year and it is already $18,000,000 over budget - we must cutback on costs."

So they laid off the night watchman....