When Sears does queers you know things are bad. Real bad. Boycott their pasty, speedo wearing butts! However, Sears also owns K Mart. :( For those of us who won't be buying from Sears now, and were looking to upgrade from the Wal-Mart shopping experience, this presents a conundrum.
Maybe you've noticed how Wal-Mart has an ugly habit of closing down check out lanes while you're standing there. The last time they pulled that one on me I left them a cart full of stuff, including ice cream, to re-stock. But at least I haven't been frisked by GLAAD security officers at Wal-Mart... yet.
K-Mart is halfway close and while they make a point of hiring semi-retarded people for cashiers and some of the customers look, act and smell suspicious, I haven't seen any gay porn on display there. Still, a (real) man has to stand up for what's right, and Sears and K-Mart are the willing minions of corporate Satania.
Sears has taken the low road, and a darker, smellier road it is too, in its quest for market shares. Should you find it necessary to continue to patronize them, place your children in hazmat bubble suits and take some Clorox Disinfectant Wipes along with you.
"Clean up in Aisle 9" never sounded nastier.