Not So White

Disney's retelling of the Snow White fairy tale has turned into a bomb so big even Robert Oppenheimer would have had trouble dreaming it up.

If you're reading this you've probably heard the buzz: "Disney's re-telling of Snow White, with a hip, woke spin bombs bigly."

Disney hired a woke, brown skinned actress-activist to play Snow White. You can't make this stuff up! Well, at least she wasn't Black (though they'd have loved to have done that). An actress who it was soon discovered, cannot keep her woke mouth shut - dissing the Snow White story and some of the characters among other things. And her woke mouth is cavernous to begin with.

Not only that, in a story about a great beauty (and some dwarves) she has an oddly dwarf-like face herself. With eyes so far apart you could park your jet between them; and whose oddly dwarf-like face has the evil queen, played by Gal Gadot, envious of her beauty!

This starring actress has, by herself, basically wrecked any hope Disney had of making some shekels off this woke, anti-White kitsch. Disney for its part has been in the business of selling woke kitsch to brain-dead, semi-human goybots for several decades. Eventually it all was going to catch up with them. Well, it finally has - and I'm grateful for having lived to see the day. At the very least there will be a lot of lay-offs at Disney Studios - which is good.

Snow White is slated to become one of the biggest box office bombs of all time; with production, marketing and distribution costs estimated to be approaching half a billion dollars. At the rate things are going they'll be lucky to see $100,000,000 in returns. Domestic at least. But as someone wisely noted, "With companies like them it's more about the message than the money."

I'm going to make a prediction: In a by now mysteriously familiar routine, the star, Rachel Zegler, is going to go into hiding. Then, when the smoke from the Snow White disaster finally clears, she will come out of hiding and hit the talk show and interview circuit. Somewhat chastened, (though in an insincere way) in an effort to jump start her career. Depending on how influential whoever she is sleeping with at the time is, she might even get some roles in future movies... but they'll be supporting roles. Her reputation as box office poison will follow her wherever she goes.

Unless she somehow finds herself in a huge hit. It's possible, if unlikely. But if not, her days as a Hollywood leading lady are over. It appears she deserves it.

Fitz