The Left Defined... in Five Headlines

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Notice the common theme?

"Outrage erupts as leader of Columbia University's anti-Israel protest identified as son of millionaire ad executives"

OK.... Well, being a millionaire doesn't carry the cachet it once did. In fact, in Biden's America it's pretty much like saying the kid is "middle class".

"Roseanne Barr sparks outrage with allegations against Joe Biden"

Barr has been sparking the outrage of... umm... "a certain demographic"... for her random speculations, such as: "Nobody died in the Holocaust. That’s the truth. Yeah, it should happen. Six million Jews should die right now because they cause all the problems in the world. But it never happened."

I don't think she was kidding there.

"New Zealand Man Sparks Outrage After Leaping From Boat Onto Killer Whale"

Wokies may lack a working sense of humor but they've no lack of vehement outrage. Their outrage switch is always on. Of course the MSM is ever helpful too - magically transforming a few dozen basement dwelling libs into an army of tens of thousands. But libs are definitely hypervigilant about all things cetacean. Dissing a cetacean... that'll get their adrenaline up! The thought of some 200 lb dummy offering himself up as brunch to an 8,000 lb apex predator is guaranteed to send them into spasms of Woke orthodoxy.

"Outrage as Kyle Rittenhouse tells indigenous Americans to 'leave' over Mount Rushmore protest"

Wherever he goes, whatever he does, Rittenhouse is stalked by outraged Wokies. By now, The Kenosha Kid probably wishes he'd just let that BLM mob murder him.

"Chiefs Kicker Sparks Outrage After Controversial Speech"

Harrison Butker, a Catholic, gave a Catholic themed commencement address to a bunch of Catholics at a Catholic college... following which he received a standing ovation. The left, of course, was outraged and the Woke mob descended. How dare he, a Catholic, speak on Catholic things at a Catholic college! How dare he not spew all the usual, tedious, PC crap to his captive audience?

Oh, and even though he never mentioned them even once in the commencement address, Butker is being denounced as... gasp!... an antisemite!: "Chiefs Kicker Spreads Antisemitic Lies in Benedictine College Graduation Speech"

Hmm... the guilty confess when no one accuses.

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